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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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Spergatory

When a discussion on the internet has devolved so far beyond the threshold of rational discussion, that it is completely, and utterly impossible to bring it back to normality. Reason and fact have been replaced with irrational anger and fanboyism. The only way to fix such a situation is to purge it;
That is, to remove the thread.
Frank: Hey, have you been to <insert internet forum here> lately?
Johan: No, Frank, I heard that place dropped into Spergatory two years ago.
by TumorousCock February 23, 2011
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Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.
That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.
by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006
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Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.
Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.
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spermton

Spamton in the form of a sperm cell, one of the strongest entities we have ever seen. He must be stopped.
"Oh shit it's Spermton"
"He's gonna enter Eggil oh shit"
by Nikkettr December 22, 2022
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spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm
Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.
by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010
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