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Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.
Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.
by Red33mer January 20, 2013
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Spermadent

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.
She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.
by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015
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Spermaid

The act of cumming all over ones legs so they become stuck together like a mermaid
Did you hear about Jim? He came so much his legs got stuck together like a spermaid!
by alienss4 June 30, 2020
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Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.
Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!
by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011
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Spermicidal

Spermicidal:
derived from the Greek word (σπέρμα) sperma (meaning "seed") and the Latin based: caedere to (meaning "cut", "kill").
Refers to the act of killing the male reproductive cells
known as sperm,

"cum"
"jizz"
"man gravy"
"Baby Batter"
"cock custard"
"man milk"
"Hot Sauce"
and even
"potential children"
Ejaculation is a form of Spermicidal, along with "taking a ball shot"
to use in context:
"I'm feeling spermicidal, i think ill go into the back room and blow a load"
or
"I'm going to make you cum"
by William Butler September 9, 2011
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Spermicide

A bounty hunter, or an agent, one to end all the sperms possible. Out on a mission to kill all that is possible. The true savior of our land. The spermicide, the sperm agent.
Bro, you gotta be careful I feel that the spermicide is lurking
by Hehe Boy November 25, 2019
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sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.
my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon
by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011
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