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Spencer’s Salami 

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.
Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami

Spencer's syndrome 

the formidable addiction of buying and owning large quantities of musical instruments for one's own personal gain
Person 1: I just bought my 28th instrument. It's a really obscure type of clarinet that nobody writes music for.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.

Spencer's Dream 

The best fanfic of all time. This work of art details the growing relations between the protagonist, Spencer, and the heroine, Futaba Sakura, as they begin to explore and experiment.
"Bro, have you read Spencer's Dream yet?"
"Yeah, it's so good!"

Spencer's Spector 

1. Getting unimaginable sloppy from a 6ft 4in goth mommy in the back of a Spencer's clothing store; In some cases the 6'4 goth mommy may come equipped with a strap on.

2. A special strawberry iced doughnut only available at select AM/PM gas station in most parts of Chicago and Palestine.

Commonly confused with the Gangnam Style Grim Reaper or the Chef's Pho's Phantom
Ex1. Hey there girl, you wanna give me the Spencer's Spector

Ex2.

Person 1: Hey buddy, I'll take the Spencer's Spector
Cashier: All right, if you really say so (unzips pants)
Customer: No you bufflepants the doughnut!
Cashier: (rezips pants) Ohhhhh that one, my bad original ganster!

The Back Of A Spencer's 

You can and will find everything sex related

A horny teens favorite place.
Person1: Hey bro do you know where to get a vape?
Person 2: Just go to the back of a Spencer's .

It's a place where you get anything from vapes to to vibrators stuff like that and where teens live 24/7
At first glance it looks like off brand hot topic but instead of having a bunch of middle schoolers there's High Schoolers knowing what their there for. If you've never seen a hot topic before it's a place where a bunch of 13 year olds rome around looking for emo shit to show off.

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu 

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu