speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 09, 2011

speef

when a man busts a nut that is mixed with splooge and piss

I speefed last night during sex

by matt defoor January 29, 2008

speef

A man sized octopus that lives on land and is called Pete (The Octopus). They are also yellow sometimes.

I was walking down the street and I saw a speef.

by speef master December 13, 2004

speef

the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you

Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.

Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone

by dinosaurboy April 28, 2003

speef

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

by joe dance man December 15, 2004

Speef

The act of farting out of your dick.

Guy: "I think i just speefed!"
Girl: "You did? I just quiffed!"

by Speefer October 04, 2009

Speef

A chunk of flesh from a furry.

Hey, did you know you can buy speef on the deep web?

by EmeraldIsACat May 22, 2017