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Spee

Look at the spee in the paddock, it looks so majestic.
by Vadonka March 8, 2024
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Spee

A particularly nasty jizz, or old jizz.
“This hotel room is covered in spee” - Gordon Ramsey, for some reason
“Only spee came out, since he was nearly ninety years old.”
by Speeman18 May 15, 2025
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Spee the till

To spee the till is to till the spee.

When someone gets up all up in your grill.
by tillspeer3000 March 4, 2019
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Spee sped

he's a Spee sped
by thecaveofsecrets January 16, 2025
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Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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Speed Chamber

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
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speer hoodie

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny
"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world
by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021
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