an exclamation deriving from fantastic for a state of such extreme happiness that one convulses as in a spasm.
by mad hatter May 13, 2005

Spaztastic is what happens when you're deep in the coochie, and your home boy sneaks up on you and kisses you on the neck. And you uncontrollably jizz.
Me: AHHH AH UH OH MY GSHRNIDBEI
homie: *kisses my neck*
My cock: (pshhhh ququququ pshhh fhew)
Me: That was Spaztastic
homie: *kisses my neck*
My cock: (pshhhh ququququ pshhh fhew)
Me: That was Spaztastic
by Sharply Stephens April 30, 2019

by D-rick1022 November 23, 2009

by Peasantxpotato May 30, 2017

Dude perfect, but worse.
Hey guys, welcome back to dude spaztastic, where today we'll be doing cartwheels while doing simple maths.
by Mysterious-Bob October 3, 2021

Today the cat puked in my shoe, couldn't find my car keys, my boss at work yelled at me for being but none of that matters because I am spaztastic!
by apocolypseQueen May 20, 2014
