spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

spazmenol

someone who thinks they are clever but are as thick as shite

stop being such a spazmenol

by tina lou October 7, 2006

spazmonaut

The term used to describe someone who acts in an idiotic fashion.

"for fucks sake Jeeves, you're such a spazmonaut"

by TacoJonesAndTheBurritoOfDoom February 7, 2008

Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016

Spazmagorp

see: gaq

stop being such a spazmagorp GAQ

by cana June 23, 2003

slazmonger

a person of scottish or welsh decent that moved to japan in the late 80s

"yo bradley, you are a slazmonger"

by Luke Deakin October 20, 2003

Spazmodeos

Means someone that is taking a poop wile spazzing out, or losing control

I am having a bad spazmodeos, please get me some help

by Saintgirl January 21, 2021