by InternetAbortion October 31, 2019
Get the Spanfeller mug.Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.
What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.
A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.
A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"
"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"
"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"
You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"
"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"
"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"
You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011
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by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018
Get the Spaffer mug.My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019
Get the Spaffed mug.A unknown person you have never seen before, often almost appearing to have "spawned" into existence. A spawner has no defining traits, and often are completely forgettable. Spawners behave in a very similar fashion to video game NPCs, in that they appear out of thin air and rarely possess a personality that isn't surface-level.
by The Real Pain November 10, 2019
Get the Spawner mug.Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019
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