Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010

Spatulent

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011

Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

by Panzermensch May 13, 2005

spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017