spat

when some one calls you "dick head", you rub your head up and down like a giant penis resebling a hand job and say "im gonna spat on you bitch!!!!"

-"dude your a dick head"
-"yeah i know(starts rubbing head) im gonna spat on you!!

by holly banana March 9, 2008

spat

home, domicile, place; apparently urban black slang first heard today.

He moved out of his spat and into his new girlfriend's spat.

by arkiebubba October 31, 2007

spat

when you've dumped your muck up some bint's ass and she farts it out

a mixture of shit and cum

i just pulled out of Gertrude and she spat all over me!

by Zeta +Shaun January 17, 2008

Spats

The rich person equivalent of socks with sandals.

"Lose the spats, you look like Scrooge McDuck."

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018

spat

Replacement for the word spaz, meaning someone that is acting mentally challenged.

Girl: Oh dear. ... look at Jonny, hes acting like a complete spat!

by Petch Spreckley December 6, 2007

Spatting

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.

The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.

by George Mahoney October 25, 2018

spat

Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).

"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."

by A Dub November 10, 2008