Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

Skatchie

Like Newfies and Brunsies, the people from Saskatchewan are Skatchies.

I'm a Skatchie, not a Saskatchewanian, and I have worked as a tree planter, oil rigger, farmer and a rancher. I wear a bunnyhug, not a hoodie! I drive a skidoo in the winter, and the summer I use many forms of transportation, though mainly a quad or motorcycle. I cheer for the Roughriders, whether they win or loose! I complain in the summer becuase its too hot, and I complain in the winter because its too cold. I complain when theres no rain, and I complain when theres too much. Yes I do know Jimmy and Alice from Moose Jaw, and I happen to be related to someone who has a cousin who is related to them. I wear trucker hats not because of Ashton Kutcher, and I carry a rifle in my pickup not because I plan on knocking off a 7-11, but incase I see a cyote, porcupine, badger... or the occasional gopher. My name is Doug, and I am a Skatchie!

by jdk033 June 13, 2006

spatcher

Dude with THAT DICK

You ever been slung a fat 8" cock? Oh yeah he was Spatcher!

by Atxbmw September 15, 2022

Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.

*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”

by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

butt snatchies

When a common missing item (remote, phone, lighter, cigarettes, etc. is under someone’s butt when looking for the item

“Dude, you got the butt snatchies! The remote was under your ass!”

by UnicornPancake July 6, 2021

Snatchies!

the act of grabbing at something or someone; a grabbing hand gesture that confirms happiness, sweetness, or overall awesome-ocity.

Bob: Dude, did you eat my pudding?
Dave: Maybe
Bob: Is that your banana?
Dave: Yes
Bob:... SNATCHIES!

by Michael Manahan October 31, 2005

Snatchies

The act of taking the seat, or possession of another. One must call "snatchies" before one can take the seat or possession of another. Can be countered if someone calls "fives" before leaving their seat.

1. Mer: dude im gonna go grab another drink.
Ben: Snatchies. (takes Mer's seat)
Mer: DUUUDE MERR MERRR

2. Me: Snatchies on Mer's 360!

by TheCutchens January 1, 2008