spatch

it's someone is a bitch or a loser, someone who is easily tricked or a mother fucker can be used for both boys and girls.

your such a freaking spatch!

by not vaild January 15, 2008

Spatch

The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.

"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"

by Aaron Billings January 5, 2009

Spatch

Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.

Did you see that spatch all over her leg?

by JayLum March 18, 2010

Spatch

Generally a cool person with a Tattoo on his leg of a Spatula

"Hey nice Spatch tat"

by Chris Spatula August 11, 2009

Spatch

a morph between the words "spot" and "patch"

Spatch: an indecisive way of saying spot and patch at the same time.

by maydaycincodimayo May 30, 2011

'spatch

Abbreviation for the acoustic rock/folk band, Dispatch.

Dispatch Fan 1: Dude, I'm listening to some 'spatch
Dispatch Fan 2: Dude, Dispatch is amazinggggggg.

by Lbro99 December 6, 2010

Spatch

To spank one's snatch (or "cooter").

"Dude, I just spatched your mom last night."
"Dude, that's not cool, my mom's a nice lady."

by Juggy Brodleteen November 18, 2011