sparky

a high school students best friend. sparknotes.com
"did u do summer reading?"
"well...sparky did."
by redrobot September 10, 2005
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A person who drinks a lot of Mt. Dew Live Wire who may or may not proceed to bounce off the walls and anything or anyone else.
"Hello sparky."
"Gimme Dew HiHi!!"
by Sparky McPeach May 04, 2005
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sparky

a crap ass electrician with a $100 dollar call out charge who never finishes the job
"dude what the hell happened in here"
"damn sparky crossed the wires"
by snake_eyes July 21, 2006
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Sparky is the nickname given to a southen fairy by fellow southern faries because they feel the name Mark is to man-ly for him and he needs something more fitting for his 'personality'
is that sparky wearing my red high heels again?
by northen monkey April 08, 2004
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sparkie

Me bro is a certified sparkie. good on him.
by herbie August 31, 2004
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sparkie

Australian slang for a person who's in the electrical trade. Believes most problems can be solved with electrical tape.
Bruce "Shit, theres 2 metres of exposed wire there"
Bruce 2 "she'll be right cobber we'll just go over it with a bit of tape"
by Bogan man May 05, 2005
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Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)
The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>
by Ivonin December 12, 2007
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