Sparkler

A bunch of beers

Time for some Sparklers.

by missispokes October 13, 2012

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A guy who is very flambouyant.

"Damn, your such a sparkler!"

by thats what your face said! January 27, 2010

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While performing the Bottle Rocket during sexual intercourse, do not release the girl's hair. This will cause her to, upon launch, spin out to which ever side you pull her. While at the height of the launch let go of her hair and watch her spin through the air. Best if performed on petite chicks as to get the most distance, height, and amusement from the launch.

See Bottle Rocket

A "I did a bottle rocket the other night"
B "Me too, but I held onto her hair"
A "Sweet, Sparkler!"

by Jekyl January 2, 2010

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Sparkler

You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire

Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July

by Vinegar Doppio (definitely not December 9, 2019

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That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.

Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.

by Schpappy party of 3 April 26, 2006

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