Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

Sparkle Water

A beverage (often a group source and fruity) laced with LSD. Often seen at hippy gatherings, music festivals, parties, and/or raves.

"I went to a dubstep concert out in Humboldt and some hippy put a vial in the punch so like 20 people ended up tripping off that sparkle water."

"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."

by YJMSpliffy May 17, 2012

Sparkling Water

Sparkling water tastes like pins and needles would

Person 1 - I’ll have some sparkling water

Person 2 - why? It’s tastes like pins and needles

by BestCC October 24, 2019

Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.

Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022

Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

by GeeLuver September 26, 2022