Sharenting

The action or practice of sharing or posting news, images or videos of one's children on social media.

Karen likes sharenting her baby's photos on Facebook.

by Potato_208 November 5, 2022

scarent

A parent who rules through fear.

Bobby's dad yelled at him for dropping his ice cream. He's a nasty scarent.

That kid is afraid of his own shadow. Must be because his dad is a scarent.

by mermaid72 January 24, 2010

starenthesis

What occurs when someone puts asterisks on either side of a word to accentuate it (chiefly in writing).

His use of starenthesis was *SO* apparent!!!

by Shieldman November 30, 2007

På spåret

A program televised every friday on SVT in Sweden. Known for attracting youngsters away from having a fun night out.

Are you coming to Retro Bar tonight?

Nah, its “På spåret”

by Javlar January 11, 2023

sparetire

A person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. A positive spin on the word thirdwheel. This person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. So the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.

Guy: Aye i want to ask Jane to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure if she'll go, i don really know her that well.

Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!

Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?

by Frank3 August 22, 2011

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

sparetire

When a fat person has a ring of fat that hangs off thier pants all around thier midsection resembling a sparetire.

That bitch was carrying a sparetire big enough to put on my car!

by Willhough January 10, 2007