spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

shalyce

a shalyce is a person who you can always trust and they will always be there for you. gorgeous, funny, nice, amazing best friend this are some of the words to describe a shalyce. if you are nice they will be nice but don’t get on their bad side or watch your back.

“woah bro did you see that girl?”
“ya dude, she looks like a shalyce for sure!”

by Avery Hokanson January 29, 2018

saly

the coolest, smartest, prettiest, funniest, most talented, kindest, nicest, and the most amazing person to ever exist!!

person 1: "shes the coolest, smartest, prettiest, most talented, kindest, nicest, and the most amazing person to ever exist!!!! its a bummer i didnt ask for her name :(("
person 2: "no need to ask for her name ;) i bet $100 her name is Saly"
person 1 : *asks for name* " you were right!! her name is Saly :0"

person 2: "mhmmm now wheres my money?"
person 1: *gives $100*

by coolestkideverrrr November 19, 2020

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

Scaly man fish

A man that is scaly like a fish and drinks baileys from a shoe. Like Old Gregg!

OLD GREGG BITCH! scaly man fish

by Scott12311 December 18, 2008

shalynn

shalynn is the most amazing girl you could ever meet she is funny,beautiful,talented and the best thing you could ever have in your life she is often found being amazing at everything even being an angel and a devil at the same time not to mention her amazing ablility to make any1s day the best day of their lives! and a smile that could rule the world!

idiot#1: you see that shalynn girl?
idiot#2: yeah shes amazing isnt she?
idiot#1: i got perky boobs for shalynn!
idiot#2: OH my gawd lol me2 YOLO SWAG!

by mikekool7 January 7, 2013

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019