spagettification

1. The process by which one becomes spagettified. This is what happens to any object that is sucked into a Black Hole.
2. The state of being one achieves after getting REALLY, REALLY high.

1. "Spagettification is the worst way to commit suicide. You don't wanna get sucked into a black hole man, you'd get Spagettifed."
2. "Damn nigga, I'm Spagettified!!!"

by S&G September 11, 2007

spajetty

Pronouced "spa-jet-tee," it's a bastardized version of the word "spaghetti," similar to how people mispronounce "lasagna" or "mozzarella." Used to describe someone who thinks they are Italian or guido, but is really not.

-Look at that Irish kid, he thinks he's a guido.
-Yea, he's a total spajetty.

by rinacolada November 5, 2008

Spagetti

Straight till wet.

Jill: I think that chick is smoking hot. Is she gay?
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti

by MisterPink September 23, 2011

spagettle

a word that can take the place of another word that you cant think of but will make you look smart anyway. Usually only used when Madeline needs it and when she wants to bull shit her way out of situations.

Well, my science project reflects the aerodynamics of the...uh..spagettle era in the late 1800s and early 1900s.

by Mad Crunk March 25, 2005

Spazette

The female version of a 'Spaz'

1. Oh she's such a Spazette!
2. You mega-moga spazette!

by Georgie Fox September 18, 2008

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006