Speculatistics

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Flying Spatula

One half of the world famous wrestling team, Tiger Jim and the Flying Spatula who won multiple titles.
Known for his signatre move, "The Flipper". You can still see him wrestle at local state fairs

I just saw Tiger Jim and the Flying Spatula beat the stuffing out of the Smelly Wikstorms Duo

by harold t October 30, 2007

Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010

speculating

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.

by lil cc November 11, 2006

spacelag

Reduced muscular co-ordination, diminished mental faculties leading to extra long reaction time taken by someone who is stoned.

Its like jetlag except here your coming back from outer space.

It took Jack 20 minutes to open the can of cola - he is soooo spacelagged.

by ShreyZ December 14, 2010

spachulanis

spachulanis is a serious disease/syndrome that is brought on by listening/looking/smelling/touching jacob sartorius. your head may begin to hurt. your ears will bleed and you should seek medical attention. First said by YouNower Beau Bowers.

friend: "hey listen to jacobs song"

you: "THIS IS GIVING ME SPACHULANIS!

by shmeepmop May 16, 2016