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Space Whale

Man, is that space whale excellent or what?
by Swankerton Fappinstein February 16, 2005
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spaceholes

The pussy that you pick up off of myspace
Guy 1...what did you do last night?
Guy 2...trolled the internet trying to get me some spaceholes.
by TyroneBigums July 15, 2007
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naked spacewalk

When two males in bottomless spacesuits in a dark room simulate the docking of the international space station with their penises.
Guy 1: hey man, did you see that video of the international space station.
Guy 2: no bro, why?
Guy 1: me and Mark reenacted it with the naked spacewalk.
by Valinore December 7, 2017
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spacewalking

verb Smoking an enormous amount of weed and snorting adderal to counter act each of their individual items negative effects. The result is a hillarious, clear state of mind.
"Well, i just snorted my adderall, pass the bong and we'll be spacewalking in no time."

"Dude, im spacewalking my balls off"
by Jewmangi August 11, 2008
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Space Whale

An asshole. Space whale is a freakin ass. Metrasha owns all.
Space Whale is an ass. Bitch.
by Fluffy February 23, 2005
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Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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spacewaelder

Chocolate mull cake with strawberries- the stoner version a $2 pre mix replicating delicately lazy a Black Forest cake
Mull cake, brownies, hash brownies, marijuana bake, Schwarzwald, cake, chocolate cake - hey it is high noon tea time, let’s do Spacewaelder cake
by Not so bad Santa August 6, 2021
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