by zack January 11, 2003
little knicks on your nutsack you get when you are trying to shave your nutsack and it is cold. this happens because when it is cold, your balls get hard and shrivled, thus you are more succeptible to knicks
by zack January 11, 2003
Noun: a person who indulges in the act of speening. perj.
Speening: verb: the act of cleaning/gnawing the dried fecal matter out of a man's arse, spitting it into a mug, putting the mug into a microwave for 30 seconds on HIGH and then drinking it as a hot beverage.
Speening: verb: the act of cleaning/gnawing the dried fecal matter out of a man's arse, spitting it into a mug, putting the mug into a microwave for 30 seconds on HIGH and then drinking it as a hot beverage.
''Man that dude is such a speen!!''
''Those guys are so bad at football, they probably spend too much time speening each other at home!!''
''Those guys are so bad at football, they probably spend too much time speening each other at home!!''
by Strangely Brown November 13, 2018
To speen is to blame an individual for causing you to forget something that they should not have know about yet should have told you anyway.
by Collins92 July 22, 2008
(Noun) Someone who will consume the resources of another with sociopathic unappreciation. Someone who mooches from another with a cruel lack of concern for them or their needs.
That guy at the party who drank three 12 packs while I only had two beers was a real speen.
"You used the last roll of toilet paper and left none on the spindle!" "You're such a speen!"
"Where's the other half of my bag you fucking speen?"
"You used the last roll of toilet paper and left none on the spindle!" "You're such a speen!"
"Where's the other half of my bag you fucking speen?"
by Stan Onymous September 2, 2014
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