Speen

little ridges in your ballsack after you come inside after a snowball fight and take a piss

Dude the speens on my nuts are deeper and harder than when i had rough buttsex with bruce

by zack January 11, 2003

speen

little knicks on your nutsack you get when you are trying to shave your nutsack and it is cold. this happens because when it is cold, your balls get hard and shrivled, thus you are more succeptible to knicks

Christ Tad can you lend me some neosporin for the speens i have on my balls?

by zack January 10, 2003

speen

Noun: a person who indulges in the act of speening. perj.

Speening: verb: the act of cleaning/gnawing the dried fecal matter out of a man's arse, spitting it into a mug, putting the mug into a microwave for 30 seconds on HIGH and then drinking it as a hot beverage.

''Man that dude is such a speen!!''

''Those guys are so bad at football, they probably spend too much time speening each other at home!!''

by Strangely Brown November 12, 2018

Speen

To speen is to blame an individual for causing you to forget something that they should not have know about yet should have told you anyway.

JESUS KIM! You bloody speened again!

by Collins92 August 18, 2008

SpEEn

SpEEn is the god of the spinning.
he speens in the void,we think thats enough proof.

who the fuck is jesus near speen,noone.
SpEEn says

LGBT RIGHTS

and use of Crocs in here is totally ok.

we should praise our lord and savior...god SpEEn.

by eunaleis May 26, 2020

SPEEN

Is an evil clone of an gamejolter which is kinda stupid, and talks in all caps.

I am afraid that SPEEN might take over the world.

by ZBP Animations October 19, 2020

speen

someone who is or acting dumb / reharted.

bro you’re a speen.
stop acting speened.

by gackmcadams March 20, 2024