sorrow

When you feel so helpless and stupid and you think nothing is ever gonna be good again, and even macaroni and cheese taste like sawdust, and you can't even bother to masturbate because it feels too energy-consuming.

Sorrow is a part of me and my everyday life. I just want macaroni and cheese to taste good again.

by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

Sorrow Blow

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka weeping suckle

Scott got a sorrow blow last night from the engaged girl he met at the bar.

by Eddie K May 12, 2008

Sorrow-slave

A person who is subjected to a friend's pain and suffering over a recent break-up. The one who has to offer a shoulder to cry on regardless of how much he/she may have hated or resented the person who dumped them.

We've all been there: you friend is broken-up with on a Friday, making your weekend plans virtually over. There's no telling when your life will be back to normal. And forget it if you happen to be a roommate of this heart-broken friend, might as well become friends with the thai take-out guy and pick out a dreyer's ice cream schedule for the next couple weeks- you're stuck as a sorrow-slave

by ricosuavay April 19, 2011

sorrow's anthem

1.The sound that police cars, ambulance cars and fire trucks all make when the sirens are on and engaged. When they are all put in conjuction, it makes a sort of song that some may relate to sorrow's anthem.

2.A private eye novel 'Sorrow's Anthem' by Michael Koryta.

1."Hey, did you hear about the murder in Cleveland?"
"Yeah, it was a sorrow's anthem!"

2."I read that book, Sorrow's Anthem, it was great!"

by OfficerTJHooker September 1, 2008

Sorrow Nut

When you masturbate when you’re sad, typically used as a coping mechanism

After Lia broke up with me I had to sorrow nut

by BaDaby March 10, 2021

sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017