Self-soothe
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.
by Purple Derple February 17, 2017
A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player
5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach
alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach
alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
by Bicybagz+Tisticles January 03, 2006
by BoMbuDD=] July 29, 2009
Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible
Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music
by thumbelina July 10, 2020
When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”
by 13wez October 01, 2023
"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."
by Reverend War June 07, 2018