how to kill someone

Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.

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by boltforge May 16, 2016

Reverse Somnophilia

Reverse Somnophilia is a type of fetish which is equivalent to the role swap in a somnophilic situation. Unlike standard somnophilia, which is a fetish for sleeping/unconscious individuals and the role is being a predator, reverse somnophilia is actually the fetish of being the recipient of somnophilia, and the individual's role is being the victim. Someone in this fetish enjoys pretending to be asleep or actually being asleep while the somnophiliac partner satisfies both of their fetishes and both are aroused.

Girl: "Honey, I didn't want to tell you this, but I actually have reverse somnophilia."
Guy: "Wow really? That's so awesome, and I'm actually a somnophiliac so we'll both have fun and satisfy our fetishes from the same activity!"
Girl: "Ahh. I feel tired, I'll go get some sleep ;)"
Guy: "hehehe >:D"

by Auditormadness9 May 11, 2018

give someone butterflies

To have overwhelming excitement when you see someone you have feelings for; or a feeling you get when someone you love kisses or touches you.

Every time Erik kisses me I get butterflies; saying "he gives me butterflies"; it's a good thing to give someone butterflies

by Casey_cakes November 6, 2013

to ban someone

The act of hugging a person intensely.

‘‘I'm going to ban someone‘‘ *hug*

by Bandeba October 7, 2021

That handle is already in use by someone else.

An extremely annoying thing that urban dictionary says when you want to change your handle but someone else is using it...
Similar to when you want to change your name on roblox, but it says "this name is already in use ". SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNNOOOYYYYIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG.

Me: *changes handle to hi*
Urban dictionary: ThAt HaNdLe Is AlReAdY iN uSe By SoMeOnE eLsE.
Me:ummm.... ok *changes to another *
Urban dictionary: ThAt HaNdLe Is AlReAdY iN uSe By SoMeOnE eLsE.
Me:GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! LET ME CHANGE MY HANDLE TO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!

by MyBigFatBoobs May 18, 2020

do someone

do someone- have sex or ride someone

dude look at that hottie i would totally do someone like him

by lis339 June 4, 2018

to pay someone out

To 'pay someone out' or a 'pay out' means 'insulting someone".
A 'payout' is an 'insult'

to pay someone out :

Why did you pay him out, that was seriously uncalled for.

Don't pay someone out because of their race, that's just pathetic...

Paid him out, real good.

by AwesomeFivesome December 14, 2010