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problem solvered

Nineties catch phrase used within Australia. Originates from an ad campaign by the Solver Paints chain store.
Need paint? Problem solvered!
by _Steve April 9, 2008
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problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze
Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!
by head August 23, 2015
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problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze
Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!
by head August 23, 2015
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Universal Problem Solver

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009
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trolley problem solver

Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.
That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.
by marsh11 May 17, 2023
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Rubik's cube solver

A person who can solve Rubik's cubes. and you are usually wowed or furious with him.
1. (person a) That kid just solved a Rubik's cube!

(person b) Really! That is so fricking amazing i cant explain it! What is that Rubik's cube solver's name?

2. (a) Grrrrr...

(b) Whats wrong?

(a) That guy/chick just solved my Rubik's cube.

(b) Wow! Why did that make you mad?

(a) I've been working on it for months and i finaly got a side. and then he/she comes along and says that he/she can solve it. I didn't believe him/her and i say prove it. Then he/ she solves it under a minute! I hate that Rubik's cube solver!

(b) Whatever dude! At least now you can put it down and get back to work!

(a) Grumble grumble grumble.....
by marschaos2 November 13, 2009
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External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.
Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
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