Yasmine Stockdale

The best friend anyone could ask for. She is beautiful but doesn’t know it, funny intelligent and a bit of a spazzzzzzzz! Everyone has a crush on her but she is an independent woman and doesn’t need anything from anyone! She has a number one best friend forever Alexa Fantauzzi and they are the best and most powerful women you will ever meet; and if any man wants to date her or her best friend they better treat them like queens!

Guy: omg Yasmine Stockdale is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and her best friend is really hot too.
Me: well if you want any of them you better spoil them and treat them like queen cuz if you don’t you might just wake up on a mattress in the middle of the sea!

by BaddieBabeBitch July 3, 2020

Stockdaled

When you consume enough alcohol to kill a blue whale and therefore lose all social, mental and physical skills

Wow you got really Stockdaled last night

by Banterhorse123 June 28, 2016

bi-sockual

one who wears two different colored socks

Mike: Hey Jill you have two different socks on?

Jill: Yeah, I know. I'm a bi-sockual.

by Izzie-bee April 2, 2010

calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey

You complete little Calum Stockdale

by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018

Stockdale High

A high school in the South West of Bakersfield. Once filled up with whites. Now they have different races. Not the school to attend due to the fact that there are many fake girls and guys who think they're the best at everything. So many potheads and jocks. This school, is the school that thinks they are hard. The unoriginal school.

that bitch goes to stockdale high.
she must be fake.
yes and her boyfriend thinks he is hard.

by Daddyyyy<3333 May 5, 2010

stockdaling

Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"

I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.

by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013

sockalypse

The inevitable point where all the lost socks get to gether and revolt against their human overlords, freeing all hosery once and for all.

"Dame, another lone sock in the laundry. There'll be hell to pay, come the sockalypse!"

by summerbree June 16, 2022