SUCKCOCKER

1.SUCKCOCKER, Another discription for COCKSUCKER.

2.SUCKCOCKER, Normaly It's a Male thats a complete Jerk or Asshole.
3.SUCKCOCKER, Someone who's main intention is to fuck you around or just fuck up anything.
4. SUCKCOCKER,A Contortionist or Anything who sucks cock backwards instead of forwards.

1.Refering to a person that intents to bogart the doobie, "Thanks alot SUCKCOCKER
2."You know what that crazy SUCKCOCKER did??" "What??" " He pissed in the dirty clothes hamper instead of the toilet!" "Wow what a SUCKCOCKER"
3. The Contortionist SUCKCOCKER who contorted and twisted themself backwards while sucking cock,m sprained their back.

by katyfreeway January 10, 2015

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006

sockchoker

One who chokes socks. Also another word for 'wanker' or 'chronic masturbator'. Has possible roots from the opening scene of the teen comedy 'American Pie', but this has not been confirmed.

Man, that guy's a proper sockchoker.

by Killboy December 30, 2004

Sock-Cucker

Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.

Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.

Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!

by Taylor-B- October 24, 2011

Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

sock cucker

getting off watching someone wear your socks

look at this sock cucker

by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022