The Boy's Sock Theory 

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.

Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.

The Boy's Sock Theory by PumpAction January 7, 2022

Gerrard's Sock 

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.

That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.

Gerrard's Sock by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005

Granny's Sock 

A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.

John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.

Granny's Sock by TEH ONLINE GRANNY August 6, 2012

The Bowmer's Sock 

Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !

Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.

OR.....

Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.

The Bowmer's Sock by Lizelly McJunior September 20, 2010

Dobby’s Sock

A wizard swear.

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”

Dobby’s Sock by stupid slytherin June 8, 2020

Schrödinger's Sock 

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.

That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.

Schrödinger's Sock by shad0wbits February 12, 2021

Leslie's sock 

When you cum multiple time in a sock and you wait for it to dry. You then use that sock and beat people up with it.

Did you bring Leslie's sock for the brawl tonight?

Leslie's sock by moistyboi2 March 24, 2022