socialbation

the act of using social networks to stroke one's own ego by posting about their minor social conquests

His ego must be huge with all that socialbation

by Bicks868 October 30, 2010

Socialpath

The modern definition of a Social Media-addicted, narcissistic, self-centered, egotistical, sociopathic dummy who has stopped caring about anyone else but themselves ever since they got five online accounts and figured out how to airbrush.

Mindless WiFi sheep whose brains have been disillusioned into thinking they are now the singular most important thing on earth.

Armchair activists who pick fights on social media without any knowledge of subject matter, who also possess questionable key-tapping abilities, carpal tunnel and a bent neck.

“She’s a total Socialpath... just look at all the selfies she posts. No photos of her husband or kids anymore, just her in a tiny bikini winking at the camera for somebody else.”

by Charlotte Nicolette February 13, 2020

social-fart

a person resembling a fart. something silent that wofts around a group of people lingering. this defention can also be classified as jay
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"

A prime living example of a social-fart is Jay

by Larry Emder February 7, 2006

Socialpath

Socialpath: guys that slide through girls DM's,snapchat,Facebook and In some extreme cases Instagram. Socialpath often target women who are in relationships or in some cases married and know no boundaries. Although hard to spot an example of a socialpath is the beginning of a direct message or DM with the word "Hey" or likes a picture from a week ago. Socialpath can also be referred to as a dbag,slider,sancho,creeper,lurker. Some extreme cases of socialpath are the one you don't see coming like a friend turned socialpath often called "friendzone". To prevent a DM from a socialpath is to never give sensitive information like usernames,facebooks, "like" a picture. Keep all social media private! If this is you or know somebody suffering from this mental disorder please seek help. I had to make this to spread awareness!

Omg I just had a Socialpath try and slide through my DM's!

slider dbag lurker creeper sancho gnats

by Rc84 May 25, 2016

socialvert

Anyone, young or old, sho uses their hand held mobile device to hide from others or avoid otherwise meaningful contact with those around them.

My son is a total socialvert. He can’t stay off his phone and pay attention to his brothers baseball game.

by Augustus Bugguts May 16, 2018

socialpath

Someone who talks you to death, and usually has no idea that he/she is doing this

Geraldine:"-And then we were like," Wha?" and Mark was all,"Shaw!" and then Sharon said-OMIGAWD SHARON! Did you hear about her and that Manicure she got? It was freakish, like this enormous zit I had-"

Hector:Geraldine, -wheeze- no more!Please, I'm dying here!

Geraldine: It was nasty, like huge and white and ugly, like Rosie O'Donald, and speaking of her-"

Hector: -is dead-

Bystander To Other Bystander: Watch out for that Geraldine, she's a complete socialpath.

Geraldine: Hector?

by Annabelle Menzie February 29, 2008

socialtant

A Socialtant or social consultant is someone who helps businesses gain a better social footprint through social media marketing and a better presence in channels like Facebook and Twitter.

A Socialtant is someone who consults with big celebrities like Rebecca Black (LMAO) and helps them reach their millions of viewers through Youtube, Facebook, Twitter and so on.

by socialtant April 22, 2011