Sobee

The wearing of and/or being in extremely tight pants, to the point where one questions the ability of the person to have male genitalia and whether the person is straight

Also see Maaz, Homosexual, and spandex

Yo those pants are mad Sobee

by Cha chang June 11, 2009

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

Sobees

A sobee is a person that doesn't drink alcohol or smoke weed. Sobees are a lesser extreme then a straight edge which dont use any recreational substances whatsoever. From the term "sober"

Sobees can be the D.D. for tonight.

by King Cobraaa February 9, 2024

Sobergerism

The conceptual union of Sokalism (the strategic use of academic hoaxes and to critique perceived intellectual fraud) and Mobergerism (the taxonomic dismissal of disagreeable positions as pseudoscience or bullshit). Sobergerism names the particular intellectual style that combines the Sokalist's performative exposure of nonsense with the Mobergerite's categorical dismissal of entire domains of inquiry. The Sobergerist doesn't just expose bad arguments—they position themselves as the ultimate arbiters of what counts as real knowledge, using the tools of academic critique to establish and enforce epistemological boundaries while remaining immune to similar critique themselves. It's a form of intellectual gatekeeping armed with the full apparatus of scientific authority, philosophical rigor, and performative debunking, creating a fortress of legitimate knowledge that can dismiss any challenger as either fraudulent (Sokalism) or categorically invalid (Mobergerism).

Example: "His response to the entire field of continental philosophy was to publish a parody and then declare any defense of it 'pseudophilosophy'—Sobergerism in its purest form, using mockery and taxonomic exclusion to avoid genuine engagement."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026