soap dodger

a person possessing an irrational fear of being prison raped

yo tommy aint no perp that soap dodger afraid of the cell

by Tyrannate October 30, 2012

Soap Dodger

Someone who does not take showers on a day to day basis.

(clean dude) dude you gonna go take a shower so we can get going?
(dirty dude) no i had one 3 days ago
(clean dude) your a fucking soap dodger

by D8 the great November 15, 2009

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025