Snowhole

Gross vaginal fungus, usually white in color. Collects on the inner lips of the vagina, is extremely off-putting and gross.

That girl had snowhole, so I got the fuck outta Dodge.

by UrBANhammer December 13, 2009

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009

snowhore

Commonly thought of as a "snow princess"; a 'snowhore' is one step further. She is someone who loves to be on the mountain whether it be skiing, or boarding. She rips it up every oppotunity she gets. She is beyond just being a ski bunny...

"She is on the mountain whenever there is a huge dump of snow, what a snowhore!"

by Tracey Sarah March 19, 2008

sawhorse

A sawhorse is the act of a man jacking off while sitting on a womens back.

after banging the hell out of my wifes ass, I said, "Hey baby, how about a sawhorse." Without hesitation, she said please.

by baugh November 10, 2004

snowbored

1.Being fed up by the snow at the end of the winter
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding

1.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.

2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!

3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.

by Zhazhinsky April 5, 2010

Shoehorse

A rare phenomena in human interaction causing a circular formation (similar to a horseshoe) to create awesome video footage of long arming inside houses/dwellings.

NOT to be confused with equestrian footwear.

"Dude, get off the sofa. Lets form a Shoehorse!"

"Okay..."

by Boredatwork.com June 16, 2009

Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.

Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.

by Rick Nay June 12, 2022