A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.
*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*
by Snowmonkey documentor September 11, 2005
1. Johnny: Hey! Look at those snow monkeys wearing northface jackets!
2. Vin: Whaddup, dog
Jill: Eww..get away form me you stupid snow monkey!
2. Vin: Whaddup, dog
Jill: Eww..get away form me you stupid snow monkey!
by Shinzui April 24, 2003
people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys
by TJ May 18, 2004
by MyNameIsTanaya123 March 26, 2019
by MyNameIsTanaya123 March 26, 2019
"It freaks me out when I'm walking behind a white person, and they turn around and BAM! Snow Monkey! Those tricky bastards."
by Jbur3333 February 05, 2015
A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.
by La Roofier February 26, 2019