Alabama Snot Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.

Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!

by TinyPocketRocket March 11, 2020

Snot Rocket

When you plug/cover/pinch one nostril closed and then blow hard to make unwanted snot shoot out the other nostril. Sometimes when suffering from a cold, snot rockets can be achieved by the nose alone, without intervention from the hands. The primary purpose of the "rocket" is to avoid leaving any snot residue left behind. The idea is to blow the snot out fast enough so that it has no chance of sticking to the end of your nostril. Snot rockets are enacted primarily in situations when tissue is desperately needed but unavailable, or it is done simply for recreation.

My nose was starting to run before the track meet, so I ran behind a tree and blew out a massive snot rocket.

Snot rockets are about the only fun part of having a cold. Morning snot rockets in the shower are cherished by many.

by MassWorder November 9, 2009

Hiroshima Snot Rocket

During the climax of sexual intimacy, the man pulls out or stops doing what he is doing just before he busts his nut, and shoots his load into the female's nose. Then she precede's to blow her nose, thus shooting the jesus juice out of her nose, ie. like a rocket.

I left sally with a sinus infection after giving her a fat Hiroshima Snot Rocket.

by ThugLife831 November 22, 2009

Scandinavian Snot Rocket

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.

She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.

by dansome August 18, 2013

Chocolate snot rocket

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.

While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.

by jc1718 December 26, 2020

snot rocket

What my boyfriend did on a date.

(I plug his nose just to annoy him)
(He holds his breath and pushes with his nose)
(I let go - stupidly - only to get snot ALL OVER ME in a RESTAURANT)

Disgusting.

by Yuh huh... that's right May 1, 2005

soviet snot rocket

When one plugs a nostril and blows bloody boogger out the other.

1st guy: Way to block that shot with your face.
2nd guy: Yeah and here's my memento
1st guy: Ewww Soviet Snot rocket

by Mike Sward June 21, 2006