Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

procrasturbation sargasm orgasm procrastination

by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

anorgasmic

incapable of an orgasm

dylon is anorgasmic

by craig March 12, 2003

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 26, 2004

Snorgasm

A snorting noise made at the climax of orgasm. Usually made from the female gender.

Instead of having a normal orgasm. The female will make snorting sounds(A pig's snort) when she is moaning.

"Damn that girl have a sever caase of snorgasm"

" I particularly like girls that snorgasm during sex"

by keermit the Kracka' September 26, 2008

snorgasm

Frat-house term for an unsatisfactory orgasm. The term is often used to describe a relatively disappointing ejaculation (cum shot) in a pornographic movie.

Man, Frank bought that French porn movie and we thought it was going to be real cool, but in the end, it was nothing but a snorgasm.

by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004

Snorgasm

Esentialy a realy good word for a wet dream

guy 1: I had a snorgasm last night

guy 2: a what

guy 1: you know at wet dream

guy 2: why the hell are you telling me that?

by Izzwhizz May 30, 2010