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A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
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Soncha

1. A soncha is known as the other woman. Or the woman a man is having an affair with.

2. A slut who's messing with a taken man.
Woman 1: Is that Mr. William's girlfriend?
Woman 2: No, he's married. That's his soncha.
by TrashyCigarettes November 1, 2010
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snowhauler

a non white girl dating a white guy for financial support in the future .
alex : nigger your bitch is a coalhauler ..
Mike : well yo bitch is a snowhauler white boy
by dondadi October 21, 2010
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Snowhare

That white guy is such a snowhare!
by bigbootylover431 May 1, 2023
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Stochastic

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.
1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!
by Gik130 August 2, 2009
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sochacki

Jim: Man, look at Kenneth! He's a fucking gangster!
Jon: Yea man, he's a regular Sochacki.
by kun July 30, 2008
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snoch

When someone is acting like a little pansy or little bitch and is trying to justify why he isn't a little pansy or bitch.
Michael quit acting like a fucking snoch.
by Meetyourdoom October 7, 2016
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