snizzledick

A guy who keeps chasing after a crazy hooker of a girlfriend after she cheats on him, steals his money, truck, home and beats his punk ass at will. Probably molested as a child by his mother or granny and therefore does not understand the difference between love and sex.

Jimmy said "Mike got home from work and went down on his girl , when he realized once again that 3 different dudes loads were running down his chin, he tried to stop but she said she'd give him a beatdown if he stopped before she was done! Whats wrong with him? " I said he is a snizzledick of course.

by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

snizzles

a broad slang term used for cheap snacks

"Yo, Jon had M&Ms, Cheetos, cookies, oreos, even popcorn. The guy had more snizzles than real food."

"Dude, you running to Wal-Mart? I gotta pick up some snizzles."

(Walking into friends house with a bag of Doritos) "SNIZZLES!"

by hatedderok January 13, 2010

snizzle

(n) precipiation which does not take the form of snow nor rain but rather a mixture of the two
(v) to snizzle

not to be confused with "sizzling" or ghetto slange such as "foshizzle"

i.e. By God! It's beginning to snizzle! Rain boots or snow boots? That is the question!

by nwar February 25, 2008

snizzle

A clean shaven, tight and ripe young vagina. When bent over the snizzle replicates the look of a freshly sliced Freestone peach.

Snizzle ceases to exist around the age of 25 years old, often younger. At which point becomes a Frazzle.

Damn, Id like to taste that snizzle!
That is one fresh snizzle!

by Rizztech November 1, 2006

spazzhole

Someone who is a spazz and an asshole

On the way to work this spazzhole flipped me off, mooned me, tried to spit in my window, and followed me here screaming until the guards stepped in. You'd think I ate his baby or something - I just cut him off a little.

by SuperSurreal August 5, 2007

snizzlefitz

another name for a bootycall. a girl who throws a fit because all you want is the sniz.

ashley was my snizzlefitz for about 2 months.

by adrenaline August 21, 2013

snizzled

Medium level of intoxication caused by ingesting alcohol. Defined as stage between tipsy and drunk.

I got Snizzled last night at the party

by R3vela710n May 10, 2018