by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011
Get the Dick Snorkling mug.A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014
Get the snatch-snorkeling mug.1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'
2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.
2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.
by darekbell January 20, 2008
Get the snarketing mug.A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
by neutrogina October 9, 2016
Get the Sniveling Anus Syndrome mug.by CockCousteau September 1, 2011
Get the Cock Snorkling mug.Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!
by Jindurr January 25, 2018
Get the Snickering like a fucking bobcat. mug.Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.
My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.
by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005
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