Someone who was a dildo when you first met or heard of him and has done nothing in time since to make you think otherwise.
You know that John Mayer has been shooting his mouth off about Jessica Simpson. I didn't like the guy when he first came on the scene and I don't like him now, he's a stildo. Or...That guy was a dildo in grade school, a dildo through his teens and after all this time nothing has changed-he's a stildo.
by The Winnipegerer February 16, 2010
Get the Stildo mug.A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.
by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009
Get the Shildon mug.A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009
Get the Shildo mug.A silent vibrator, it is often popular among your girls who don't wants people to know their horny and are getting stimulation from a machine.
by Ryan Guthrie August 27, 2003
Get the sildo mug.by Natasha March 16, 2005
Get the shildo mug.A word given to a cigerette or Spliff that has been rolled terribly and looks like a shit rapped in paper. Normally this word is said in an Alabama accent.
by (MPK) July 5, 2010
Get the shildog mug.Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"
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