Sneed 

SNEED; The Sneed is a computer program developed at Toys R Us by Mike Drake and his Boy's World Team (sometimes known as Drake's Action Rangers) in 2000 and 2001. The original Sneed was developed to look at the inventory for one category of merchandise in a single store and determine how much product that store needed based on past sales history and determining how much they would receive after rounding that need to the case pack. Other versions of the Sneed were developed to look at entire areas or regions and make the same calculations and another version was developed to "ramp up" sales for the winter holidays. Ostensibly the name "Sneed" meant "store need" but Drake would often reveal it was actually a reference to the Dr Suess book The Lorax in which a sneed is a thing that everyone wants and nobody cares how they get. Drake and his team often felt this was how the stores viewed product.

"Activate the Sneed!" roared Garone.

Sneed by John Eyler September 26, 2005

sneed 

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

sneed by keelo-b December 29, 2008

sneed 

a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.

Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.

sneed by PT_God April 21, 2005

Sneed 

The tragic circumstance of peeing a little when you sneeze.

Oops. I just sneed.

Sneed by SweetsK August 21, 2013

Sneed 

(/sni d/) - (Emotion) Experiencing any negative sensation.

"Man, if he gambles all his money away he'll be sneeding so hard"

Sneed by 07H November 8, 2021

Sneed 

When you're eating that ass from the back and your partner climaxes causing them to sneeze while trying to yell "Sneeze!" a little shart rolls out and their speech slurs. As the gaseous bubbles ripple across your tongue all you can hear is Sneed.

"Bro this chick was wild, she took me back to her place and said she'd give me an Aegis instead all I got was a Sneed."

"So after she hit me with the Sneed, I slipped her the Sneedle D."

Sneed by Saedrin July 17, 2023

Sneed 

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

Sneed by matt April 11, 2004