snatchquatch

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004

Snatchsquatch

Extremely hairy and out of control female pubic region. Usually appears as if the woman in question has sasquatch's head in a leg lock.
Also a reference to the fact that many women today shave their pubic hair, and thus is sighted rarely, especially in strip clubs and porno movies.

When she took off her pants, I could see the hair coming out from the sides of her panties; it looked like she had snatchsquatch hiding in there.

by Chas Jason December 9, 2008

Snatchsquatch

A boy from Illinois whose porn stardom has yet to reach a mainstream audience

Snatchsquatch may be the most underrated male pornstar.

by thickmarinarasauce September 17, 2017

Snatchsquatch

A broad-shouldered beast living within human society that lacks every social skill taught to elementary school students. Their frame borderlines on that of the female homo-sapien and Yeti. They are most commonly found at Home Depot, Summer craft and female music festivals.

Look, it's a Snatchsquatch! Hide the Miller Lite!

by Cbswww October 10, 2008

Snatchquatch

1. A woman who has a hairy vagina.
2. A bitch who is hairy in general.
3. A bitch who has so much hair betwixt her legs, that she looks like a Sasquatch

Dude, that chick was a total "Snatchquatch", I got down between her legs and couldn't even see her pussy because there was so much hair!

by Neorift September 25, 2010

snatchsquatch

A person who is a master of THE art of beatingthepussyup.

Obmit is aka as snatchsquatch

by OBMIT November 26, 2009

SnatchSquatch

A 7 foot tall, 300 pound woman who comes on strong then quickly gets violent!

After his fourth blackeye, Frankie is sooo done with his SnatchSquatch girlfriend. He told me, "Even though making-up is real good, two weeks later when the doc took the stitches out it still hurt like HELL!"

by fukleberimounds_guy August 11, 2024