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Good Catch, Tight Snatch

A respectable woman with a career, morals, manners and a fanny that grips like a vice.
I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch
by BuckT February 22, 2022
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Snatch Catcher

A man who gets a lot of pussy
Dude, that guy's a real snatch catcher
by Reese Gavin October 27, 2009
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Snatch Catcher

penis male genitalia used to penetrate female poon.
Let me pull down my pants and show her my snatch catcher.
by Twill October 30, 2008
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Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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SNACH CACH'ED

A disease you got from a dirty ass vagina on a drunken night.
I went out last night, and got SNACH CACH'ED, it sucks!
by Daniel Garcia May 9, 2006
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Snatchpatch

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.
"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."
by Zane327 October 14, 2009
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snatchpatch

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend
1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?
by LAVixen November 7, 2007
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