Snapping turtle
Snapping turtle by Pretty FLVCKO'15 March 12, 2016
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Snapping turtle
Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
Snapping turtle by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021
Snapping Turtle
Snapping Turtle by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023
Snapping Turtle Puss
A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
Snapping Turtle Puss by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017
Snapping turtle style
It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.
I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.
Snapping turtle style by Juicemn99 November 25, 2020
Snapping Turtle's Head
Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
Snapping Turtle's Head by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Snapping turtle bite mark
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and your dick hits a sharp, dry turd , sharp enough to leave a cut mark on your dick (the "snapping turtle"). The resulting cut mark is known as a "snapping turtle bite mark".
Guy1: the other day I was fucking Molly and when I pulled out I saw some snapping turtle bite marks on the head of my cock!
Guy2: oh no!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water
Guy2: oh no!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water
Snapping turtle bite mark by Youwantdrpinn April 14, 2026