Smurfed 

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”

Smurfed by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020

Smurfed 

While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.

Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"

Smurfed by Badger59 May 10, 2009

Smurfed 

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

Smurfed by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009

Smurfed 

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

Smurfed by mike October 14, 2003

Smurfed 

To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.

Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.

Smurfed by kevin forever May 28, 2006

Smurfed 

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

Smurfed by verberator July 19, 2010

Smurfed 

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

Smurfed by The Q September 12, 2003