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smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
smothered burrito by koolegged September 6, 2013

smothered in onions 

The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.
Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.
smothered in onions by SCheMaH January 8, 2009

smothered and covered

the act of smothering a persons face with a pillow while cumming on them
i smothered and covered this donkey last night to the point when she was passed out.

Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.
We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!

smothered rhino 

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)
"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."
smothered rhino by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009

smothered sock 

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"
"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"