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smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
by neoclassique August 4, 2009
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Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.
I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.
by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009
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Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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Smorgasbong

1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.

2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.
Yo man, fire up that smorgasbong I'ma rip this one.
by the judester January 20, 2009
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smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.
Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!
by miss olbermann May 6, 2010
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smorgasdog

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog
by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019
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VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 7, 2003
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