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Smooth brain

Some random person that they decided to just smooth out their brain in exchange for actual intelligence.
Random internet person: haaha poopy haha smooth brain
A human: what
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Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge
Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not
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When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
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A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface
Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.

Person 1: Ok, jackass.
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A chill and easy going person who knows how to keep people happy, comfortable, and interested in life. From wherever begins to wherever it goes to. Lots of love to all the smooth brains out there.
I hope to read stories about people who had a moment where a smooth brain appeared and made an otherwise situation that much better.
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If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.
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The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
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