Smoogie

A 14th century Sumerian deity who was notorious for his promiscuity among woodland creatures. Now used as a derogatory term for those too fond of animals.

"Did you see how Jim petted those cows? He's such a smoogie!"

by Mr Smoogles August 10, 2008

shoodie

A hoodie that is for show rather than for function, meaning the actual hood doesn't quite cover your head. It should, but it doesn't.

Should + hoodie = "shoodie."

"You know, your shoodie would be a lot more practical in this rainstorm if you could pull the hood over your head."

by elvisthefish December 20, 2012

smoozie

The act of a female receiving oral sex

Ex: "Oh, he gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice."

He gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice.

by Crocswitsocs January 10, 2015

smoode

a person who is in a shitty mood

robby: hey what's up with becky today?
john: she's in a smoode

by emuhhleyy April 27, 2016

smooder

To launch or hurl an object at a flat surface causing the object to flatten and adhere to the surface. The action may or may not change the physical properties of the incident surface.

"See this ball ... now it's smoodered! Coming off the wall, no stain. Magic huh!

by rwkt2018 December 18, 2018

Smoogie

the term given to a boyfriend or loved one

"come here smoogie"

by bonera October 9, 2011

Smoodiver

Refers to someone who performs the act of cunninglingus.

A person who goes down on the smoo. Can be a male or female.

Derivation is from a New Zealand sketch comedy show called Moon TV.

Derek: "Man, I love to munch on the pussey"
Jeff: "Really?"
Derek: "Yeah bro, I'm a smoodiver from Nam"

by Smoodiver April 12, 2010