Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Smoocholini

Something you call the Italian girl in your life. A cross between Mussolini and the word smooch.

NOTE: do not use this unless she has an amazing sense of humour and it wouldn't hurt if she was in love with you.

Friend: hey, bro. How did Ellie like your valentines gift?

You: oh man! She turned all Smoocholini on me again, it was a great night!

by LoveBooger June 6, 2016

Smoochkong

A sexy monkey who can work a speedo.

I had a fabulous time with that smoochkong I just met in the forest.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Smoochable

If someone/something is attractive or cool. Mostly used out of pocket. Can be platonic and romantic.

Your outfit is very smoochable today!

by Lord Jasper the Great August 19, 2022