Smonchy

Something a Wubbsy does not want to give you.

Me: Can I have 2 smonchy?

Wubbsy: No, you don't love me.

by MrBigglesworth0101 June 9, 2020

smounch

a slang word meaning to smoke weed or to have sex

"hey gurl wanna smounch?"
"yo dude are you down to smounch some later?"

by smouncher69 October 28, 2020

Sminch

1. A dice game also known as Farkle, 10000, or Cosmic Wimpout

2. The amount between a smidge and a pinch

1. Yo, you tryna play some Sminch?

2. The secret ingredient is a Sminch of love…and paprika

by BarlesCharkley February 8, 2023

Smolinch

A length slightly smaller than an inch ; a small inch

Person A : " How long is this ? " Person B: " It looks about a smolinch,".

by Goo5e_0n_Da_Loos3 May 10, 2024

The Stoinch

The Stoinch is a foul smelling bum crack often caused by sweat, not wiping properly or bad hygiene.

The smell is similar to that of cheese, faeces and sweat.

One may experience The Stoinch during intercourse doggy style or 69

Both men and women can suffer with the Stoinch

I met this absolute sort in a bar last night, chatted to her all evening and got her back to mine. We got down and dirty, it was hot, wild and blew my mind, she was naughty, pure filth!

We were all over the room, the bed, the floor, the chest-of-draws! I bent her over the end of the bed and I couldn't believe what I was smelling, I had never smelt anything like it, it smelt like a mixture of shit, sweat, stale fart and limburger cheese! My nostrils were burning, my stomach was turning! I thought I was going to throw up over her back, the Stoinch hit me like a ton of bricks, thank god we didn't 69.

by SophieH92 January 10, 2020